Friday, December 09, 2011
Leaked Memo to Mr. Corzine
Mr Corzine:
As you know, the US ship of state has already been scuttled, and the pretense that it still exists as a constitutional nation will soon be dropped. This ship and its passengers are being sent to the bottom of the ocean. As you also are aware, your price for a seat on the lifeboat is 2 billion dollars' worth of gold dubloons. Your account is not yet fully funded. Please rectify this shortfall immediately or face the consequences.
We don't care where you get it.
We remind you that there will be no refunds for partially-funded accounts. (What good would the money do you anyway?) Please also note that a fully paid-account covers only your passage off the ship, and does not include breaking you out of any kind of detention. However, if you are merely under suspicion or indictment at the appointed hour, that also is of no concern to us.
Conduct yourself accordingly.
